Monday, December 22, 2014

Super Smash Bros. 3DS/Wii U Alternative Costumes Easter Eggs 2: Pikachu's Electric Boogaloo


Welcome to the long awaited Part 2 of Super Smash Bros 3DS/Wii U Easter Egg alternate costumes. To recap, Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U has a ton of Easter Eggs and history. These are not just limited to trophies and stages. The history of Nintendo games can be found in the alternate costumes of certain characters. In Part 1 I did the original 12 characters from Super Smash Bros 64. In Part 2, I will do the characters that debuted in Melee. Enough talk let's get into it shall we.

Bowser
Orange 1: Default costume
Brown: Possibly based on Morton Koopa Jr.'s old appearance in games
Yellow: Based off of the golden Bowser Statue in Super Mario World. Bowser's shell is based off of Bowser when he is poisoned in Super Mario RPG.
Green: Based off of Bower's appearance in Super Mario World. Also could be based off of his appearance in the DIC Super Mario Bros cartoon, just with red hair. Could also be based off of his NES sprite in Super Mario Bros.
Grey: Based off of Morton Koopa Jr.'s current appearance. Could also reference Dry Bowser or Dry Bones.
Orange 2: Based off of Bowletta's color scheme from Mario and Luigi: Super Star Saga.
Red: Based off of either the Spiny or Red Koopa Troopa enimies from the Mario series.
Blue: Based off of Dark Bowser in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. could also be based off of the False Bowsers and Bowser's appearance in Super Mario Bros.'s international cover.


Peach
Pink: Default costume.
Yellow: Based off of Princess Daisy.
Red 1: Based off of Pauline. Also based off of Peach's fire dress in Super Mario RPG
Blue: Based off of Daisy's alternate dress in NES Open Tournament Golf. The crown is Rosalina's
Green: Based off of her alternate dress in NES Open Tournament Golf.
White: Referred to a Nurse Peach in Melee.
White 2: Based off of Fire Peach in Super Mario 3D World. Could also reference her 2D sprite in Super Mario Bros as well.
Black: Based off the color scheme of a Power Star.


Zelda
Purple 1: Based off of her appearance in Twilight Princess
Red: Based off of her appearance in Legend of Zelda as well as her sprite in Zelda II: Adventures of Link.
Blue: Based off of Marin from Link's Awakening.
Purple 2: Based off of Zelda's appearance in the Ocarina of Time. Her dress could also reference Princess Hilda's dress from A Link Between Worlds.
Green: Based off of her appearance in the game if Link saves her without any rings in Legend of Zelda.
Black: Dark Zelda. Based off of Dark Link from the Zelda series.
Pink: Based off of Zelda's royal clothes in A Link to the Past.
White: Based off of her field sprite in A Link to the Past. Could also be based off of Zelda's white dress from Skyward Sword.


Sheik
Blue 1: Default costume. Based on the unused concept art of her appearance in Twilight Princess.
Red: Based off of Zelda's sprite in Zelda II: Adventures of Link as well as Zelda's appearance in Legend of Zelda.
Purple 1: Based of of Sheik's appearance in Ocarina in Time
Purple 2: Based off of Zelda's color scheme in Ocarina in Time
Green: Could be based off of Saria in Ocarina in Time.
Black: Dark Sheik. Based off of Dark Link from the Zelda series
Orange: Could be based off of Malon's color scheme from Ocarina of Time. Could also be based on Zelda's sprite color from Oracle of Ages/Seasons.
White: Based off of Tetra from Wind Waker.


Dr. Mario
White: Default costume. Dr. Mario's classic appearance, but with black jeans.
Red: Based off of nurse scrubs.
Blue: Based off of doctor scrubs.
Green: Based off of surgeon scrubs.
Black: Referred in Melee as an "unlicensed doctor"
Yellow: Based off of nurse scrubs.
Purple: Based off of nurse scrubs.
Pink: based off of Nurse Toadstool from Dr. Mario.

Ganondorf
Black 1: Default costume.
Black 2: Ganondorf's "dark" costume. Based off of Dark Link from the Zelda series,
Blue 1: Could possibly based off of Vaati's color scheme in The Minish Cap.
Green: Based off of Link's appearance in The Legend of Zelda.
Red: Based off of Ganondorf's color scheme in Wind Waker,
Orange: Based off of the color scheme of Ganondorf's clothes in Ocarina of Time.
Purple: Based off of Zant in Twilight Princess
Blue 2: Based off of Ganon most notably his form in A Link to the Past and possibly Ocarina of Time.

Falco
White: Based off of his appearance in Star Fox: Command.
Orange: Based off of his jumpsuit in Star Fox SNES and Star Fox 64.
Blue: Based off of the color scheme of Crystal in Star Fox: Command. 
Red: Based off of Falco's appearance in Star Fox: Assault
Green: Could be based off of James McCloud's color scheme in Star Fox: Command
Black: Referred to as "Dark Falco" in Brawl.
Light Blue: Based off of his concept art for Star Fox.
Purple: Could possibly be based off of Katt Monroe's original appearance in Star Fox 64.

Mr Game & Watch
Black: Default costume.
Red: Based off of the Ball Game and Watch. Could also be based off of the Mario Bros. Game and Watch as well.
Yellow: Based off of the Mario the Juggler Game and Watch
Blue: Based off of the Fire Game and Watch
Light Blue 1: Based off of the Donkey Kong Jr. Game and Watch
Light Blue 2: Based off of the Super Mario Bros. Game and Watch
Green: Based off of the Zelda Game and Watch. Cold also be based off of the Judge Game and Watch as well.
Grey: Based off of the Nintendo DS, which was modeled after the Game and Watches. Cold oalso be based off of the Oil Panic Game and Watch.

Marth
Blue 1: Default costume.Based off of his appearance in Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem ~Heroes of Light and Shadow~.
Red: Based off of the enemy units' color scheme in Fire Emblem games.
Green: Based off of the neutral units' color scheme in Fire Emblem games. Could also be based on Abel from Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem.
Black: Could be based off of Camus from Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light
White: Based off of Leif Faris Claus, the protagonist of Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Blue 2: Based off of Marth's appearance in the official artwork of Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem
Yellow: A possible throwback to one of Roy's alternate costumes in Melee. Could also be based off of the color scheme of Ally units in some Fire Emblem games or Bors from Fire Emblem: Binding Blade.
Purple: Based off of Roy from  Fire Emblem: Binding Blade.

Part 3 will be coming soon. If you would like to add something or let me know if I made any mistakes, please let me know.



Friday, December 19, 2014

Should There Be Another Super Mario Bros Movie?


     We learned last week that Sony was deciding to make an animated movie off of the immensely popular Super Mario franchise. According to Buzzfeed, thanks to the recent Sony hacks, we all know that Sony Studio Chief Amy Pascal and producer Avi Arad have exchanged emails saying that they are meeting with some important people to try to make a Super Mario movie happen and have acquired the film rights to do the movie. The film hasn't been greenlit yet. It is in the very earlier stages as according to Arad, nothing has been closed. Not only is Arad trying to make a Mario movie happen, he is trying to make a Mario Movie Franchise as he has an email to Sony Pictures Animation President of Production Michelle Raimo Kouyate saying that he can "think of 3-4 movies right out of the gate on this."
     Like a lot of you when hearing this news I went back to the 1993 live action Mario Bros. Movie. We thought of how bad the movie was. It had some inconsistencies with the actual Mario Bros. games other just having stuff like stores named after Mario Bros enemies and Luigi not looking like Luigi. The actors were not to fond with the movie. Bob Hoskins who played Mario said it was the worst film he has done and Dennis Hopper (King Koopa) said it was an absolute nightmare. Adding to these problems, the movie has a legacy of being one of the worst video game movies ever, along with House of the Dead and whatever Uwe Boll movie you can think of. It is always in the top 5. You can say that the Super Mario Bros was pretty much the reason why Nintendo has been so reluctant of making movies with some of their biggest franchises like Zelda or Metroid, especially here in the states. Nintendo has even on some occasion mentioned, jokingly, how embarrassing the movie was like on Mario's old website and Shigeru Miyamoto talking about it in some interviews. So with how horrible the live action Super Mario Bros. movie was, why should there be another one?
     Another question could be can their be a good Mario movie? For an live action movie, probably not. An animated Mario movie, there seems to be more of a probability. There has been another Mario movie besides the live action film. There was an full length anime movie in the 80s in Japan called Super Mario Bros: Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!. It was basically Mario and Luigi's Adventure in the NES wonderland. They were in a quest to go into the Mushroom Kingdom in their NES console to save Princess Peach. It doesn't have to be like the anime, there is some inspiration to be drawn from it.
     Bottom line, if there is indeed a Mario movie happening, what Sony should be doing is looking closely to what went wrong with the live action movie. They need to learn from those mistakes. Even though it is animated and they could be more freedom to delve into the series than what the people that did the live action movie had, there is still a huge opportunity to screw things up majorly. What another thing Sony should do that the live action film didn't is draw more from the actual franchise! There is a lot of things to work with, especially now. The games in the Mario series have gotten a bit more story driven. Super Mario Galaxy is the best example of this as not only does it give us a plot other than the usual save Princess Peach from Bowser, but you have to save the actual galaxy as Bowser plans to create one in his own image, doing away with the current one. It also gave us a bit of character background with Rosalina's story, That is another thing this Mario movie can get its inspiration from. Not the story, but how it is presented. Good luck Sony, you'll need it...

What are your thoughts on a new Mario movie being made? Is it a good idea or will it be bad? Leave your comments please as I would love to hear them.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Does It Suck? - Smosh Food Battle: The Game

 
     For those who don't know who Smosh are, they are a comedic YouTube duo comprised of one Ian Hecox and one Anthony Padilla. They upload videos of them in querky nerd skits referencing movies, video games, and current pop culture on YouTube that millions of people, mostly kids, watch. Since the creation of their channel in 2005, they have garnered more than 14,000,000 subscribers and billions of views. They have their own gaming channel as well, Smosh Games, which millions are subscribed to as well.
     So what do you do when you are one of the top elite of nerdy gamers on the internet and made a business out of it? You further expand your business and make a video game of course. That's exactly what they did. Smosh Food Battle: The Game has been out for a while, and honestly I've been curious about how the game would turn out when I heard about it along with some of their fans. The question is: Does It Suck?


The Rundown
Smosh Food Battle: The Game is an action adventure game. You control Anthony as he goes on a quest to rescue  people from his town from monstrous donuts. You start on a world map as you make progress not only by beating levels, but collecting stars. You will eventually need stars to go on until the ending. You get them by exploring the levels solving puzzles and beating enemies, getting three per level. The game is basically Metroidvania as you will need to acquire and upgrade weapons in order to beat the game. You need weapons to further explore levels and you will need to upgrade them to beat harder enemies. The way you do this is by collecting food.
The upgrade system involves you forging food items and combining them into items like food or clothing. With this being a free and pay app on your phone, unless you can buy your items, unlike me, you will be replaying levels, a lot.


The Controls
The controls of the game are simple. You tap on everything with the touch screen of your phone. When you play as Anthony, you drag your finger on the screen to steer him in whichever direction you want him to go. When fighting enemies, depending on the weapon you have, you tap on the enemy to hit them. I had a bit of a problem with the controls in the first time playing. They seem to be all over the place. I would try to attack an enemy and would often bed up running into them leaving me wide open to get hit. It does take awhile to get use to and work around this. Luckily the enemy AI is simple and you can pick up their attack patters.

Music
Honestly, I'm not really a fan of the music. It's somber and doesn't match the feel of the game. It's almost like you're playing the musical score of Desperate Housewives while fighting giant donuts.


Visuals
For an app game on your phone or iPad, the visuals are nice. Ian and Anthony are drawn is a cartoonish style that is reminiscent of a cell-shaded Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. This matches the over the top style off the game. Playing the game with killer donuts and edible food weaponry is like something out of Looney Tunes. I mean your fighting donuts, would everything be drawn epically like Gears of Wars or something?

Final Verdict
So, does it suck? Not at all. Smosh Food Battle: The Game is pretty decent. I wasn't expecting it to be this good. I'm impressed with how the final product turned out. Even if you are unwilling to fork over some cash for crystals or whatever, replaying the levels doesn't seem like a chore as you can always find something new to explore or find new and interesting ways to destroy donut monsters. The ONLY drawback is how everything works with the touch screen. It's not bad, it just can get get a tad bit annoying sometimes. It can leave you to be resourceful and work around it. Maybe that was Ian and Anthony's plan? What the hell it's free, play it. Smosh Food Battle: The Game gets 3.5 Killer Bearclaws out of 5.


Friday, December 5, 2014

Super Smash Bros 3DS/Wii U Alternative Costume Easter Eggs Episode 1: Zelda's New Menacing Down-B Phantom Slash


Super Smash Bros is a game that feature a ton of Nintendo characters. With that you know that there are a lot of Easter Eggs in the game. Stages and trophies aren't the only places you can look for to learn Nintendo history. You can look in the least likely place, like alternate costumes. Most of the alternative costumes of Nintendo characters are more than just recolors, they represent the history of  Nintendo. Here are some history behind the alternative colors of the characters in Super Smash Bros for Wii U and the Nintendo 3DS.

Mario
Red: Default costume.
White: The red costume is Mario's Fire Mario design debuting in Super Mario World.
Blue: This costume is based of of Mario's look in the Japanese box art of Mario Bros.
Yellow: Based off of Wario and Mario wearing the W emblem in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
Black: Based off of Foreman Spike's appearance in Wrecking Crew '98. Could be a possible nod to Mario's Game Boy Pocket era.
Green: Introverted colors of Luigi's outfit in Mario Bros. much like how the colors of Mario's clothes were switched over the years. Also based on appearance on European box art of Wrecking Crew.
White 2: Based off of Mario's Star-Spangled costume in NES Open Tournament Golf.
Purple: Based off of Waluigi. Also based of of Mario's outfit in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door When the L and W emblem are mixed. 


Donkey Kong

Brown: Default costume.
Black: DK's yellow tie is based of the 2nd player's alternate outfit in the Two-Player Contest Mode in Donkey Kong Country. Fur could be based off of Dark Kong from Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.
Red: Based off of the original Donkey Kong's NES sprite.
Purple: Based off an alternate color scheme in Mario Golf.
White: Referred to in Brawl Dojo as Yeti DK. Fur could be based off of the Minkey enemies from Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble.
Yellow: Based off the effects of Banana juice from Donkey Kong Country Returns. Possibly based on Funky Kong from Donkey Kong TV series.
Pink: Based off of Donkey Kong Jr's sprite color in Donkey Kong Jr. Math.

Link


Green: Default costume. Based off of his appearances in Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword.
Red: Based off of Red Link from Four Sword and when Link's Goron Tunic in Ocarina in Time, and the red ring from Legend of Zelda.
Blue: Based off of Blue Link from Four Sword, Link's Zora Tunic in Ocarina in Time, and the blue ring from Legend of Zelda.
Purple: Based off of Purple Link from Four Sword.
Yellow: Based off of Link's color scheme when using Great Fairy's Tears in Twilight Princess.
Black: Based off of Dark Link.
White: Based off of Link's civilian clothes in the Skyward Sword.
Grey: Based off of Fierce Diety Link from Majora's Mask.

Samus

Orange: Default Costume.
Blue: Based off of Samus' Fusion Suit from Metroid Fusion.
Pink: Based off of the Varia Suit from the original Metroid.
Brown: Based off of the Dark Suit in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.
Purple: Based off Samus' Gravity Suit in the Metroid series.
Green: Originated in Super Smash Bros 64. Could be a reference to the Zaku Gundams as Samus' suit does resemble them.
White: Based off of the Light Suit in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.
Black: Based off of Dark Samus from the Metroid Prime series.

Yoshi

Alternate costumes based off of different color Yoshis in the Yoshi series.

Kirby

Pink: Default costume.
Yellow: Yellow Kirby from various Kirby games like Kirby and the Amazing Mirror and Kirby Nightmare in Dream Land. Possibly based on Keeby. Kirby was originally intended to be yellow, but it was decided to make him pink instead.
Blue: Blue Kirby from various Kirby games like Kirby Air Ride and Kirby Triple Deluxe. Could be based off of Ice Kirby as well.
Red: Red Kirby from Kirby games like Kirby and the Amazing Mirror and Kirby: Triple Deluxe. Might be based off of Fire Kirby from Kirby Super Star.
Green: Green Kirby from Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land and Kirby & The Amazing Mirror. Maybe based off of Plasma Kirby.
White: Based off of Kirby's appearance of Kirby's Dream Land box art. Possible nod to Kirby's Game Boy Pocket era.
Orange: Based off of the option to color Kirby orange with orange spray paint from Kirby & The Amazing Mirror and Kirby: Squeak Squad.
Black: Based off of unmasked Meta Knight whenever he is defeated is some Kirby games.

Fox


White: Default costume. Is a mixture of his appearances from Star Fox 64 and Star Fox: Assault.
Black: Fox's "Dark Fox" costume in Brawl.
Red: Loosely based of off Falco's outfit in Star Fox: Assault. Could also be based off of Peppy Hare's outfit in the Star Fox series.
Green: Loosely based off of one of Fox's clothes in Star Fox: Assault's mulitplayer if he was chosen by Player 4. Also could be loosely based on original Star Fox concept art.
Orange: Could possibly be loosely based off of Falco's outfit in Star Fox.
Yellow: Based off of Slippy Toad's outfit in Star Fox: Assault. Also could be based off of Fox's SNES appearance.
Grey: Loosley based off of the color scheme of Fox's jacket in Star Fox: Command.
Purple: Based off of Wolf O'Donnell appearance in Brawl.

Pikachu

Yellow 1: Default costume.
Red: Red's hat from Pokemon Red and Green. Also a shiny Pikachu
Green: Brendan's Headband from Pokemon Emerald
Blue: Swimmer trainer's goggles. Also a nod to Pichu's blue alternate costume.
Yellow 2: Ethan/Gold's hat from Pokemon Gold and Silver/HeartGold and Soul Silver.
Blue 2: Pikachu's party hat from Super Smash Bros 64
White: The Choice Band item from the Pokemon series. Another shiny Pikachu
Purple: Calem's hat from Pokemon X and Y

Luigi

Green: Default costume.
Orange: Based off of Mario's appearance in Pinball.
Pink: Based off of Luigi's appearance in Wrecking Crew.
Light Blue: Based off of Mario's color scheme on American boxart of Mario Bros.
White: Based off of Fire Luigi's appearance in Super Mario World
Purple: Based off of Waluigi.
Blue: Based off of Luigi's appearance in the anime movie Super Mario Bros: Peach-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!
Yellow: Luigi's alternate costume in Mario Golf with the colors introverted.

Captain Falcon


Blue 1: Default costume.
Black: Based off of Captain Falcon's appearance in a commercial for F-Zero X and his costume in the F-Zero X Expansion Kit.
Purple: Based off of Blood Falcon from the F-Zero series.
Green: Based off of the color scheme of Beastman in F-Zero GX.
Blue 2: Based off of his original costume in F-Zero and appearance in F-Zero: GP Legends.
White: Based off of Jodi Summer.
Yellow: Based off of Dr. Stewart.
Light Blue: Loosely based off of Rick Wheeler's color scheme in F Zero: GP Legend

Ness


Red: Default costume.
White: Based off of Fuel from Mother 3
Yellow: Referencing the Hanshin Tigers, a Japanese baseball team.
Green: Ness is wearing Lucas' shirt.
Blue: Based off of the younger version of Ness he encounters in Magicant in Earthbound
Black: Mr. Saturn from Earthbound is on the shirt. Might be based off of the Good Kid's Shirt from Mother 3
Light Blue: Based off of Master Belch from Earthbound
Purple: Based of the tile patter of the file select screen of Earthbound

JigglyPuff

Pink 1: Default costume.
Red 1: Phoebe's hibiscus from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire
White 1Leaf's hat from Fire Red and Leaf Green
Blue: Bug Catcher's hat from the Pokemon series.
Green: Sleep Kirby's hat. A nod to Jigglypuff being a semi-clone of Kirby in Smash Bros. 64
Pink 2: Jigglypuff's ribbon from Super Smash Bros. 64
White 2: Nurse Joy's hat from the anime series
Red 2: Serena's hat from X and Y

If I made any mistakes or if you discovered anything and wanted to add something, please feel free to comment.

[UPDATE!!] Part 2 is now up!
[ANOTHER UPDATE!!] Part 3 is now here!
[YET ANOTHER UPDATE!!] Part 4 is up (finally)!

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Is There a X-Men Reboot in the Works? Part 2: Has Marvel Been Planning One All Along?


     Jumping on what I said earlier in the previous post, X-Men: Apocalypse is coming and it seems that director Bryan Singer and Marvel are planning to make this movie the biggest event to happen in the X-Men universe. You get a sense that something is going to happen in Apocalypse that will forever change the franchise forever. Hopefully one of these things could mean a reboot. In the previous post, I gave reasons why this seems likely. The biggest thing that seems plausible that they could be rebooting the franchise is them recasting Storm, Jean Grey, and Cyclops. The recasting seems almost like a passing of the torch from previous characters. What I forgot to add that there could've been possible clues in the recent X-Men movies giving key hints that Marvel has been planning on rebooting the franchise for a while.
     First lets go a bit deeper into the movies. Not the entire X-Men movie franchise, sorry Wolvie fans, but the first two trilogies. You can see that there are two import story arcs. The first one (X-Men, X-2, & X-Men the Last Stand, sets everything up in the events in the universe. The first three films. What is important is what's happening in the second trilogy.
     The second trilogy, First Class, Days of Future's Past, and Apocalypse has a certain theme that correlates between them. That theme is time. First Class is the film that sets what is the beginning of the timeline and the others and what is, setting up the events that happened in the first trilogy. The next two movies pretty much involve Director Bryan Singer channeling the Terminator franchise with Days of Future Past and Apocalypse as both films are about fixing disastrous futures set by what happens in the current timeline. Days involves time traveling into the past and Singer has stated that it will borrow some elements from the Age of Apocalypse's storyline meaning that the X-Men will be trying to prevent the Apocalypse timeline in some way. Of course one of the ways Apocalypse could end is there could be something that will trigger a big reset of everything. This relaunch could do away with everything that has happened in the two trilogies and start a new universe which will be our reboot.
     I could be reading a bit too much into things, but this wouldn't surprise me a bit. Marvel has been all about looking at the big picture of things. Making plans around movies and shaping them up for the next big thing to happen. The Avengers and the possible events that are happening in that movie universe leading to the Infinity Wars are proof of that. Again, in the last post, the new actors, the Deadpool conection to the universe, and whatever happens in Apocalypse could be making things more obvious. It would be actually impressive if Marvel had this in mind when they decided to do this with First Class.

Do you think that Marvel is considering a X-Men reboot or they should be considering one? I would love to hear your feedback.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Is There a X-Men Reboot in the Works? Part 1: Why There Should Be One

     Tuesday we were treated to possible actors who could play Jean Grey and Cyclops (Scott Summers) for X-Men: Apocalypse film coming out May 2016. Actresses that might play Jean Grey include Chloe Mortez and Elle Fanning while the actors playing Cyclops are mostly unknowns like Ben Hardy and Charlie Rowe. It was announced a while ago that Storm, Jean Grey, and Cyclops would be recast for Apocalypse so it's good to finally see some potential faces and see who could be right for the role. Apocalypse seems like it will be the biggest X-Men film yet. It will be no doubt that there will be some big changes after Apocalypse. Could one of these changes be a reboot? There are some signs that this could be possible or some reasons why a reboot should be the next step.

New Actors = New Start
     Let's start with the obvious. We are getting new actors to play Storm, Scott and Jean. New actors playing these character could just be the perfect opportunity to start things over.  Apocalypse could be or it should be a vehicle for a reboot for these actors. We could see how well they can do the roles as well as see what works and what doesn't.

The Time Continuity is Fucked
     One of the biggest set backs of the X-Men film franchise is the time continuity. It's a big mess. You have examples like Charles Xavier being in a wheel chair at the end of First Class and walking in X-Men Origins: Wolverine years later, as well as Emma Frost age in both films. Apocalypse resetting everything into a new reboot of the franchise could be just the thing to make the timeline not as messy, unless the producers and writers decide to ruin the new timeline as well....

Hugh Jackman
     If you are new to the franchise, Mr. Jackman has played Wolverine in the entire franchise. From X-Men in 2000 to Days of Futures Past in 2014 and a few spin-offs, Jackman has played Wolverine for 14 years (Actually 17 because he will reprise the role in the sequel to The Wolverine). I don't know about you but it is time for him to pass the role to somebody else. Jackman himself has went back and forth on whether he would retire from the character and hang his adamantium claws up. Despite on whether he wants to continue to play the role, a recast of Wolverine is inevitable. A reboot would be just the thing to transition the role to another actor.

Marvel Movie Universe!!!™
     The last reason is probably the most obvious money wise. The Marvel Movie Universe has done Marvel some good in the past few years. Connecting already bankable movies like Captain America to other bankable movies like Iron Man, creating a huge comic book all-star movie cast like The Avengers has made their studios billions. Why not X-Men? They are already trying to do connect the X-Men movie franchise to other movies like the upcoming Deadpool movie. A new reboot could be just the perfect opportunity as a new reboot could allow things to be connected perfectly. Especially as stated earlier, the current timeline is jumbled. A new reboot could have things like Deadpool in the X-Men universe make more sense.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Where the f*** is Star Fox Wii U?


     Nintendo did a direct on Wednesday and we were treated to a lot of goodness. Finally we got an announcement that we are getting a Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask remake for the Nintendo 3DS. We got treated at the new DLC pack for Mario Kart 8 including seeing Link in action and the new Hyrule Circuit. We also got to take a look at how Amiibo will work on games like giving Link am new weapon for Hyrule Warriors and giving your Mii all new costumes for Mario Kart. All of these things look promising. We are going to be in for some good gaming for the Spring of next year. Despite all that Nintendo showed us one question stands: Where is the new Star Fox game?
     A while back at E3, Shigeru Miyamoto displayed a demo of what could have been a new Star Fox game. Since then, the game has been slated to appear in 2015, along with other titles. Since the announcement of the new Star Fox game, there has been a ton of excitement from fans and it is for a good reason. It's been a while since we have gotten a Star Fox game. Despite getting a remake of Star Fox 64 on the Nintendo 3DS, we haven't gotten a REAL Star Fox game in eight years with Star Fox: Command for the Nintendo DS in 2006.  We are long overhauled for a new Star Fox game. The series is still in demand.
     The weird thing is that they have been very hush on the game other than stating that they are working on it. We have seen other trailers and demos for the other games that are coming out for 2015 like Yoshi's Wooly World, Splatoon, and Zelda Wii U. Will they ever show us something other than that test demo that we saw at E3 this year?  There are a few possibilities as to why they are keeping things underwraps. The first one is that they are probably going to feature a new mechanic to that will offer something different to the series giving it new life. Whatever they are experimenting on, they would have to be cautious as it won't be something that drifts away from what made us love the series (I'm looking at you Star Fox Adventures...)
     It seems like if we are ever going to see something, we will get a chance to at least see a teaser of a new Star Fox game next year around E3. While that seem like it would be the ideal spot to announce something, it will be problematic if they give us something in the Summer of 2015 as it will be hard to build up enough hype to get everyone to buy it in the Holiday 2015 season as the game would seem a bit rushed. Hopefully whatever they are doing with Star Fox Wii U Nintendo, please don't keep us waiting TOO long...

Sunday, November 2, 2014

7 REALLY Bad Horror Films

     I am a fan of horror movies. I simply love them. When you usually think of horror, you think of movies like Scream, or Halloween, or A Nightmare on Elm Street. These are all great examples. Sadly not all horror movies are great. Here's a list to prove that.


House of the Dead
     If it isn't hearing Uwe Boll directed is enough to make you not watch it, it is everything else. The acting, the script, editing, everything. As well as a really bad horror film, HotD is also a video game movie, which most are notoriously bad in their own right.  Fun fact, the first time I had to watch this, it took me a world record five minutes to watch it before changing the channel. The second time was a strength of endurance. I was really hyped to see it in theaters and thankfully I didn't go see it when it came out.


Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
     One of the bad things that happened with the sequels of some of the greatest horror movie franchises of the 80s and 70s was that some of the plots often venture into crazy WTFness of explanation. Case in point, evil dream demons that at the point of his death, granted Freddy the power to haunt the children of Elm Street in their dreams and killed them. This and the crappy 3D glasses tie-in didn't make this movie very good. It also didn't help that over the run of the original franchise, Freddy Kruger had devolved to your literal worse nightmare into a really charred Looney Tunes character. New Nightmare was redeemable though.


See No Evil
     This not only marked the debut of WWE Films, but it marked the debut of WWE wrestler, Kane, in a film. Wrestlers don't make good actors period. From Hulk Hogan, to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, to  John Cena. They must have been hit hard in the head too many times with the chair to think acting is a good idea. See No Evil did too many of the slasher film cliches. Teens being hunted and killed by huge brawny serial killer, gore-porn, and in the case of the Kane's character, Jacob Goodnight, the serial killer with mother issues, ala Jason Voorhees and Norman Bates. It tried to borrow most of the stuff from other horror movies and it ended up being a jumbled mess.


The Amityville Horror (Remake)
     Most remakes are bad, and Amityville Horror is one of  them. With the original, what worked was the fact that it did the less was more method in horror until the end where things really got fucked up and the house was bleeding. The remake didn't. The remake is a simple case of when overuse of CGI ruins everything. CGI is cool, but too much of it is a bad thing. It went the opposite of scary and went in the direction of outright ridiculousness by doing what most horror movies did with that era, add in sort-of-creepy-not-really CGI, mostly with the scenes with the supposedly creepy ghost girl. Thank goodness for the shirtless Ryan Reynolds though.


Jaws 3
     The thing that made the first Jaws movie scary was that you never got to see much of the shark. This along with the technical difficulties of the mechanical shark led to a great move. This is a technique that works great in horror as it leaves you, the audience to imagine what happens. Jaws 3 decides to sorta ditch this technique and deciding to cash on the franchise as well as the 3D trend too was what made this bad. The 3D scene with the shark moving towards the camera just came off as hilarious instead of scary.


The Ring 2
     I am a big fan of both The Ring, as well as the original Ringu. There are a few parts of Ring 2 that are scary, but the reason Ring 2 is on this list is due to the fact it's not like its first film. The reason behind this is due to how the sequel was made. Instead of the first film which was an American adaptation of a Japanese horror film, Ring 2 was completely 100% American made, an original script. Taking out the key components that we loved from the first film, Ring 2 just comes off as generic and lifeless.


Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
     Even though some won't agree, The Blair Witch Project was scary. Again, going back to what I said with Jaws, the technique of leaving the audience to imagine the fear is a very powerful thing and that is what Blair Witch did. You had to imagine the fear of the witch hunting and stalking the three college students in the haunted forest, picking and killing them off one by one. The first film was a hit, being the most profitable film ever until the release of a film that drew a lot from it, Paranormal Activity. To quickly cash in on the success of The Blair Witch, a sequel was made and went a different, route, to Hell. Book of Shadows decided to ditch the formula from the first film and try to go the route of traditional horror films. It didn't work. It ended almost having little to do with the original film and was almost a parody of it. The moral of the story is, let's not stray away from the winning formula.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

DC Movie Universe: What Will Marvel Do?


     Earlier this week we got news that along with the new "Justice League" movie, Batman v Superman, DC and Warner Bros. is planning  to release  a lineup of superhero movies for most of the superheroes involved. That means we will be getting an Aquaman movie along with a Wonder Woman movie (finally). Warner Bros. and DC are already making plans for Wonder Woman, looking for female directors to make the film. Does all of these movies being planned after a huge all-star superhero lineup movie sound familiar? It should. It sounds like DC is taking a lesson from Marvel's Movie Universe and they are making a universe of their own.
      This is kinda no surprise. We hear that the sequel to Man of Steel is going to not only Batman in it, then Wonder Woman, and then Aquaman, Cyborg, The Flash, and possibly a Robin? Not only who's in the movie, it would be awfully foolish of DC not to try to copy Marvel's movie strategy. Ever since Marvel came up with this idea to have a majority of every superhero movie they come out linked, every movie has been a hit. The Avengers, which brings this universe all together is Marvel's biggest success to date and its follow up, The Age of Ultron, is the most anticipated movie of 2014. DC's plan seems to be let's beat Marvel at its own game. The question is what can Marvel do to stay on top?
     As far as movies go, Marvel doesn't need to do much. As long as they keep up with the quality of story and production, they will be fine. Marvel has a finely ran machine in the movie department. If it isn't broke, don't fix it. In order for Marvel to excel, they have to go past movies and maybe start venturing into new territory. Maybe Primetime TV? Primetime TV is where DC reign. DC has had it run of Primetime shows for the past few years. We had Lois and Clark before Smallville on the CW and now DC has shows like Arrow as well as newly premiered shows like The Flash and Gotham. Since DC is trying to take on Marvel on their home turf, movies, Marvel needs to do the same. We haven't gotten much from Marvel when it comes to Primetime shows. We do have Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, but that seems to be the only thing right now. The time is now for them to expand a bit. There's a possibility that S.H.I.E.L.D might be them testing the waters for something big. There are rumors that there is an X-Men TV series being planned and that would be a good start for Marvel to come out on the offensive. They do have some good material for them to put out. It would be nice if we do see something else like a Fantastic Four drama on the CW or Fox as well.
     Whatever the plan is for Marvel, they have to consider how they're going to outdo not only themselves and the competition. They have reinvented the Superhero genere, making it a spectacle instead of it just being a movie about your favorite superhero. Whether or not if they are going to do the Primetime TV takeover route, I'm sure they are making plans on what they can do. Hopefully it will be good.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Bayonetta 2: Too Sexy for Feminism?

     Creator of Feminist Frequency, Anita Sarkeesian posted on her Twitter account disdain over the recently released game Bayonetta 2, criticizing it as being oversexualized attended for male gamers. She also attacked several sites for "turning a blind eye" and not mainly talking about how overtly sexual the character is. Along with Sarkersian, Polygon in a none accusing sexism manner bashed the new game, giving it a 7.5 for it being too sexy. The question is: Is Bayonetta too sexy and is it too sexy to the point of it be objectifying to women?
      First of all, this is not an attack on Ms. Sarkeesian at all. This is a disagreement. I respect and admire her a lot for exposing a well known problem we have in the gaming community with sexism. Any other time she would be right. There are several games out here that do overtly sexualize women to the point that their only purpose in the game is to just be a big pair of tits that talk. From the bikini ninja women (Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Tanya, & Skarlet) of Mortal Kombat to the women of DOA, which went to a kinda respectable fighting game to just pure fanservice by having them play volleyball and jiggle physics. Again, she would be right any other time, but her tirade against Bayonetta 2 is just over reaching.
      Going back to the original question of whether Bayonetta the game and character is sexy, of course she is. The game screams sex. It is brazen with its sexual themes. It is full of sexual undertones and it is unapologetic for them. Is it sexy to the point where it is objectifying women? No. Again, the character Bayonetta is a very fanservicey character that is sexualized a lot, it's not in the same way as the female characters in Mortal Kombat or the girl in that chainsaw zombie game. Those other female characters are sexualized for the sake of sex whereas Bayonetta isn't. Living up to the origin of her name, bayonet, there is something deeper to Bayonetta's sexuality. It is empowering. Her character is one who is fearless and will put it out there and won't care if you are offended, especially when it comes to being sexy. She uses it and is actually in control with it. She puts it in your face, forcing you to deal with it. Bayonetta uses her sexuality as a weapon. One way you can compare Bayonetta to is a dominatrix. She exuberates sex and also used as a powerful force. She gets her jollies pummeling her enemies into oblivion and doing it in a sexy way.
      Is it possible for a woman to be sexy, in control with it without it being considered to be pandering or her being objectified to men? It is, but some people can't see it that way. There does seem to be an issue with some feminists and women's sexuality. It's almost and still sad to this day that a woman to this day cannot claim to be sexy without being slut shamed, even by the so called people who fight for her rights to do so. It's almost like a few feminist that bashed Beyonce over her recent album for its adult tone. They are wrong for doing so. Sexuality is a good thing. It's not something to be ashamed of. Owning it and not caring what people think is a bold and brave thing, especially if you are a woman. In a way, Bayonetta, the games and the character, are a fine example of feminism. She using something that people are afraid of against them. If that isn't pro woman. I don't know is.

What are your thoughts on Bayonetta being sexual? Is it TOO much and/oris it really objectifying?